This is my favorite definition of perfect:
per·fect /pûr′fĭkt/adj. Lacking nothing essential to the whole; complete of its nature or kind.
es•sen•tial /əˈsɛn ʃəl/adj. Absolutely necessary; indispensable.
A woman’s hair is neither essential nor indispensable. Hence a bald woman is lacking nothing essential to the whole. Listen up World!
BALD WOMEN ARE PERFECT
Deal with it.